You might be a redneck

Posted: May 1, 2016 in General

What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? A: A Fire Cracker!

What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y’all.. Watch this!

Why do ducks fly over trailer parks upside down? There’s nothing worth craping on!

Rednecks don’t need pickup lines cause they got pick up trucks.
 
You might be a redneck if…Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

you might be a redneck, if you think lol means "low on liquor."

You might be a redneck if you have a home that’s mobile and three cars that aren’t!

You might be a redneck if Thanksgiving was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Sweet 16 is sponsered by Budweiser.

You might be a redneck when you use a weed eater for a blender

You might be a redneck if burning lighter fluid is your favorite smell in the world!

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball"

You might be a redneck if your school hands out race tickets for perfect attendance.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Confederate Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

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