Jokes about stuff

Posted: May 20, 2016 in General

Q: What do you call a white person fallen fron the sky? A: Bird Poop Q: If the women with big boobs work at hooters where do the woman with one leg work? A: Ihop. What Do You Call A Black Girl With Braces? A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker Q: Why are women are good goal keepers A: No matter how hard the men fuck, the balls don’t go in. Q: You know a boss is like a diaper? A: FULL OF SHIT AND ALWAYS ON YOUR ASS. Q. What is the rent collectors favorite game to play? A. monopoly Q: Why do cowboys make bad lovers? A: They think 8 seconds is a long ride! Q: Why are the children the ones being hardest hit by immigration reform in Arizona? A: Because parents now have to start raising their own children now! Q: Why is it a good thing to date a homeless person. A: Because you can drop them off anywhere Q: Whats white, black and blue all over? A: A white man who wouldn’t stop tellin nigg* jokes. Q: Why do vegans give good head? A: Because they are used to eating nuts. Q: How do crazy people travel through to woods? A: They take the psycho path. Q: What do you call a gang of white people? A: Cracker Stack! Q: What is a Dominican doing with two quarters in his ear? A: Listening to 50 cent How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! Q: What’s 12 inches and White? A: Nothin. Why did the man wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger? Because he was married to the wrong woman. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table! Q: What’s everyone’s favorite vegetable. A: Christopher Reeves Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Sorority Girl? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: If you were stuck in a room that’s unbreakable with only a chainsaw and a table what would you do? A: Cut the table in half because two halves make a hole Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs? A: Double jointed. Q: What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common? A: They both get blitzed! Q: What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Cause they arrrrr. Q: Why do blacks call white people "honkies"? A: That’s the last noise they hear before the white people run them over. Q: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more. Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that a klan member would hate to call a black person? A: Neighbor Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce? A: Ten grand! Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a Leprechan? A: They’re always a little short. Q: What do you call a Southern academic? A: An intellect-you all! Q: Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom? A: Because the "p" is silent. Q: What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian? A: We have to stop meating like this. One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here’s a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. ONE DAY,PRESIDENT OBASANJO SAW A MYSTICAL FAIRY THAT WOULD GRANT HIM ANY WISH.THEN THE PRESIDENT WISHED THAT HE COULD BE HANDSOME. THEN THE FAIRY SAID THAT HE ASKED FOR A WISH AND NOT A MIRACLE My son really upset my Grandad today: Kid says: "Grandad when are you going to turn into a frog" grandad:"What do you mean?" kid: "well dad says when you croak we are going to disneyland" Q: There’s a black guy, a muslim, and a mexican in a car. Whose driving? A:The Cop Had a fight last friday with a buthcher. Smashed him right in the chops You so ugly your mama had morning sickness after you were born.

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