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I’m on a roll don’t stop me now

Posted: January 7, 2017 in WTF?
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jokestinksOnce upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively effect on him.One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she’ll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so… he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, “Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!” She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone.While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but also ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it.Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, “SURPRISE!!!” To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Sharing living space

Posted: May 3, 2016 in General, Opinions, WTF?

Steaming mad I read an article yesterday about a woman wrote that she lives with her boyfriend and for 10 years he (her boyfriend) has never once helped pay any bills and only a few times did he buy some groceries, she was asking for advice about if other people thought he should be helping or was she just being petty about this, here is my answer to that woman: HELL yes the guy should help, I posted that reply to the article and all of a sudden other people started booing me on their post about what I said, ok people this is just messed up! If you live together expenses should be shared that’s the right thing to do. To those other posters that thought I was a bitch for saying what I thought well you people need a bum to stay in your house, eat your food, watch your cable TV, and drink your beer and never pay a dime then come back and post what you think you bunch of ass wipes.

No soup for you

Posted: May 1, 2016 in Opinions, WTF?

1281575685People do the dumbest shit here is a good example: “A Texas lawyer upset that he wasn’t provided a cup of soup during a recent meal has notified a restaurant owner that he’ll sue if not reimbursed the $2.25 for the soup.seeking $250 in attorney fees for the time spent drafting a letter sent to the owner of Our Place Restaurant in the Fort Worth suburb of Mansfield. the soup was listed on the menu as part of a Saturday special. He says the restaurant offered no discount or substitution when it ran out The lawyer argued the menu amounts to a contract with the customer and the owner violated the terms of the contract. But the restaurateur says the menu makes clear the soup comes with a meal "while supplies last."


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Those intelligent brothers spending millions of dollars looking for the secrets of Oak Island believing there is hidden treasure including the Arch of the covenant must have nothing better to do with their money. First off I will say that maybe some pirate trinkets might be found, but my focus is the Arch of the covenant they believe the Knight’s Templar moved this artifact to Oak Island and hid it there, I will say this loud and clear my opinion on this: NOPE, NOTTA, NOWAY! the Arch of the covenant is the most holy of holy artifacts protected by God himself and this artifact will NEVER be found by anyone. I don’t believe the Nazi’s took it either because they NEVER would have found it to start with. God himself resided in the Arch of the covenant until the redemption of man through Jesus Christ, but do you really think that even then man could ever touch it? the residual power it would still contain would make that impossible. so why even think that the Arch of the Covenant could be taken? Pipe dreams my friends a fools errand.


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 The Alliance:

The expansion of “Warlords of Draenor” must have been with the Horde in mind this time around, I played my alliance character last night and the game play was not so different from what is already in the game Example: a few mentions of the Iron horde but other wise it seemed like an expansion of the outland area called Shattrath. I found myself very bored and unfocused, but I made myself play on until I got my Draeni hunter to Level 92. I do have to admit that the alliance garrison’s are nicer than the horde garrison each player can get as a home base of operations. I won’t be mentioning game play again in the blog but I did want to touch base with my followers who do play the World of Warcraft game as I do. I rag on all kinds of stuff here so this is just another bitch I had to add to my opinions. Happy gaming all and if you have never played but would like to then maybe you should go to the Blizzard web site and give it a try get a free Battle.net account now 


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World of Warcraft “Warlords of Draenor

  • I have been playing the new expansion since it was released on November 11, I haven’t had time to explore every thing yet but the things I have explored kind of rub me the wrong way, in my opinion the crafting professions should be reworked I think it sucks the way it is set up Example: Fishing you catch small, regular. or enormous, ok I can live with that but….what I can’t live with is this: Fishing small fish=combine 20, regular fish=combine 10 WTF? who has all day to stand there and fish.
  • Lets move on to Mining you get regular ore then you get fragments of ore which again combine 10 to get 1 ore, the same applies to Herbs etc. there is no smelting of ore in this crafting so a professions gatherer just gets stuff and can sell at the auction house but it makes maxing those skills a very slow process. old skill level was 600 now it is 700. Since each profession uses other raw materials the prices at the auction house have always been way to high but now the prices are really way to ridiculous to even comprehend, my solution has always been to have a character each with a different profession and that way I can just email a character what they need. Lets move on:

Game Play: What a constant cluster fuck! the quest NPC’s send you in all directions and it’s hard to stay on track for the story line but you do still need to do all quest, there are bonus quest which can land you some serious exp points and gold, but I have to say this again: what a constant cluster fuck! it’s non stop fighting and can be exhausting for me mentally (same in dungeons for me) all in all I don’t mind the game play but it feels like it’s taking forever to level up, with all the fighting and side quests it feel like I should be leveling up faster. Long road to get from level 90 to 100. Hang in there gamers

 


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Get a grip on reality here people, when out in the woods depending on the person they are either in nature lover bliss, creeped out factor mode, or hunters paradise. The eyes see what you want them to see and creepy woods can play tricks with the vision, and I think the people are seeing bears or maybe even shadows in the branches of trees. Lets play a what if game for a moment and say there is such a creature ok? first… what if it’s a rip in dimensions and people are seeing just a glimpse of the other side does this sound possible to you? second…what if it is people with a genetic flaw that allows hair to grow all over their body and they hide from the world to avoid people’s stupidity? (there was a bearded lady in the circus…that was a genetic flaw) Even my own parents say they saw a tall hairy man wearing overall’s up at the property in the deep woods of Louisiana, my Dad said he was working on his water well pump and was knelling down fixing it when someone came up behind him and just stood there, he looked over his shoulder and saw bare ginger colored hairy feet, he turned back to support his self to get up to greet the man but when he got up and turned there was no one there, but this very hairy man was really tall and wearing overall’s so that tells me it was a human being. Genetic flaw sounds much more believable then some ape like creature roaming around with no proof to even support the theory. Hiding from society rather than shaving entire body hair makes more sense than any thing else. This is open to discussion and debate so feel free